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  • The Lodge

    The Lodge

    fuck them kids

  • 8:46

    8:46

    ★★★★★

    Dave Chappelle can do more with 27 minutes and a camcorder than most do with their entire careers.

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  • La La Land

    La La Land

    ★★★★

    Sometimes I really hate movie buffs and think-pieces. I never said I wasn't a hypocrite.

    This movie was ruined for me the day this thing won 7 Golden Globes. Half the internet was calling it the second coming of jazz, while the other half nitpicked the shit out of it until nothing seemed real anymore.

    Having seen it, I can confidently say that everyone who took the time to both shit on and prop this film up as some life-altering…

  • mother!

    mother!

    ★★★★½

    “They say a woman’s first blood doesn’t come from between her legs but from biting her tongue.”

    I'd just like to formally apologize to every woman I've ever hurt or alienated in the name of truth. I'm not shit. Men ain't shit. Let's get that shit straight. I love how everyone complains about how we need more radical ideas in the mainstream and then we get this and don't know what the fuck to do with it. I'm honestly kind…