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  • Rocketman

    Rocketman

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    taron egerton's thighs
    taron egerton's thighs
    taron egerton's thighs
    taron egerton's thighs
    taron egerton's thighs
    taron egerton's thighs
    taron egerton's thighs
    taron egerton's thighs
    taron egerton's thighs
    taron egerton's thighs
    taron egerton's thighs
    taron egerton's thighs
    taron egerton's thighs

  • Rocketman

    Rocketman

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    It’s just my job five days a week to watch rocketMAAAAAAAAAN

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  • The White Tiger

    The White Tiger

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    This felt to me like it was taking reference from a lot of other movies like it but nothing felt new or interesting. Or maybe I’ve just seen too many of these rise and fall kind of stories but I just really struggled to stay engaged with this. And there was so much narration, which always bothers me. I don’t like feeling as though I’m watching a movie and listening to an audiobook at the same time.

  • Two Days, One Night

    Two Days, One Night

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    Really needed to see this when I did. It’s such a realistic portrayal of depression and not in the annoying glamorized/miserable way I normally see it portrayed. Marion Cotillard gave such an amazing performance and made such a simple movie really engaging and emotionally impactful. Also fuck capitalism and fuck bosses.

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  • The Two Popes

    The Two Popes

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    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Me to myself before starting this movie: do NOT ship the two popes! do NOTΒ 

    This movie: what if they dance the tango together and then tenderly embrace 😌

    Me, crying: DO NOT SHIP THE TW-

  • Cats

    Cats

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    Okay listen.

    There’s so much to love about this movie.

    Have you ever seen a cast have too much chemistry? Well now I have. They were all so horny and the setting was so dark and dingy that at every moment I felt like I was at a really seedy strip club for furries.

    The proportion of the sizes of random objects were off so everything just felt.. wrong. That combined with the terrifying human-cat hybrid faces makes this not…