This is how Andrew Sarris once described Montgomery Clift, according to a friend who took his film class in 2008: "Montgomery Clift was the Tom Cruise of his time. Being gay, so to speak. He had the kind of member that makes grown men cry. I'm just passing this on to you."

it is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for you to catch Gloria Swanson blinking a single time in this movie!

Are we truly to believe that a 20-something street hustler has *never heard of lasagna*?

Honestly, I do think we should respect a film that ends with a chipper child chirping "and we'll die TOGETHER!"