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  • The Devonsville Terror

    The Devonsville Terror


    I used to wonder why I loved some of Ulli Lommel's '80s output and couldn't give a shit about anything he made after 1990 and I finally figured it out--I'm a fan of Suzanna Love...not Lommel... She is the common denominator in The Boogey Man, Olivia and The Devonsville Terror [she also co-wrote the latter].

    Cursing men to slowly be eaten alive by worms for generations, teaching children about Babylonian Gods, ignorant misogynists pit against intelligent women and enough beautifully captured & preserved Fall Vibes™ to temporarily transport me back to the northeast at my favorite time of year--The Devonsville Terror, I love it.

  • Memorial Valley Massacre

    Memorial Valley Massacre


    This is the 3rd time I've watched Memorial Valley Massacre and I can't help but wonder...will it be the last, I don't even know any more! I found it in my mailbox the other day along with a few other Vinegar Syndrome blu-ray releases and seeing as how I'm going camping later in the week, I figured why not be prepared--what if I can pick up some survival tips? I doubt I'm going to be hugged to death and I…

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  • The Witch

    The Witch


    Let's get this out of the way, The Witch is a horror film, you can put it in all of your other subcategories but, at its very core--it's a genre film whether you feel comfortable with the classification or not.

    This film covers the horrors of colonialism, emigration, religious conviction, starvation, witch trials, patriarchy, puberty, loss, and if methodically exposing each of these very horrifying real life tribulations isn't terrifying and alarming enough, there's a god damn witch and evil…

  • The Shining

    The Shining


    After having over a meter (3 feet for my fellow Americans) of snow fall on us in just a few days, the isolated and trapped feeling gave us great cause to want to watch the ultimate cabin fever-in the depth of winter film. Regardless of how many times one has seen The Shining, it never loses that overwhelming sense of dread.

    As soon as Jack Torrance is in frame, that uneasy feeling takes over. I feel as though I wish…