Scout Tafoya

Scout Tafoya

“One hundred years ago on the 21st of April, out in the waters around Spivey Point, a small clipper ship drew toward land...”

Favorite films

  • I'm Dangerous Tonight
  • The Mangler
  • Down Friday Street
  • Poltergeist

Recent activity

  • Hail Mary


  • Finch


  • Spencer


  • Castle Keep


Recent reviews

  • Hail Mary

    Hail Mary



    Only took 8 years but I’ve made an essay about Godard, his film about the birth of Christ, and it happened to be the day the Supreme Court took away abortion rights. But then in American you could be forgiven for assuming that that could or would be any day of the week in any given month because this country Hates women so fuckin bad.

  • Finch




    "Magellan what's wrong?"
    "Please cyall me Myaggie Myike. Who is this woman you have brought into the car?"
    "It's clearly listening to what we're saying."
    "Is this the type of woman that you like?"
    "What's...How cute it's jealous!"
    "Don't listen to her she is drunk...I would never lie to you Myike, she has a problem."

    The entire fucking movie all I could hear was Matt Gourley as Maggie the GPS. Absolutely nothing. Hanks good but even he know he's not doing Captain Phillips again.

Popular reviews

  • Wrath of Man

    Wrath of Man



    I was pleased not to have to write specifically about this movie because I wasn't in the mood to deconstruct why it works so well. It's amazing and tense. It fucking shreds. Isn't that enough? For once I didn't have to think overlong about character and whether or not I liked anyone or cared about their journey. Unlike Revolver it's not that kind of movie. Ritchie's in shark mode here, which revealed something kind of interesting about him. In…

  • Hereditary



    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.


    Maybe it's me but there's something kind of cheap and tawdry about giving your character a sort of accentuated handicap and playing it for scares? The treatment of Charlie broke the spell the movie attempts to cast in the first ten minutes. She produces a chocolate bar from her pocket that neither parent knows the origins of, hinting that she's one of those magic children movies love that just does things to which the parents of a heavily troubled…