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  • Shark Exorcist

    ★½

  • Daredevil

    ★★★½

  • Zombeavers

    ★½

  • The Silent Lay Steady

    ★★½

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  • Shark Exorcist

    Shark Exorcist

    Recommended by Child of Chaos Jamie
    letterboxd.com/forgotten78/

    Why do you hate me so?
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    I know it wasn't but this movie feels crowd funded (Yes that is an insult). Like "Hey guys I have an idea for a movie about a shark possessed by Satan."

    And much like Satan this movie looks awesome but ends up being a sad loser.

    "I finally made my magnum opus. SHARK EXORCIST"
    The movie is only like 23 minutes long.
    "What? Fuck. Umm have…

  • Daredevil

    Daredevil

    Good evening and welcome fellow Children of Chaos.

    I have searched through 1,526,489,255 timelines, and not a single one will I justify the use of Evanescence in this fucking movie. Especially during the Elektra training sequence. I thought I was done def.

    Also, I am not super fond of the Elektra treatment here. I know that is how it was in the comics, but come on, we can all improve on Frank Millers work methinks.

    Outside of that, I really…

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  • Kung Fu Panda

    Kung Fu Panda

    ★★★★½

    Good evening and welcome fellow Children of Chaos.

    Background. I have been in martial arts my entire life. I have black belts in Karate, Black Panther Kung-Fu (An offshoot of Leopard), 33 Dragons Kung Fu, Kobudo, and Tai Chi. Plus belts in a number of other styles.

    So yea, I love me some Kung Fu. And this movie does as well.

    So I taught for a long time. And I love the lesson Ooguay showed Si-fu. He couldn't teach Po…

  • Final Destination 2

    Final Destination 2

    So these moves are based on a real thing.

    You see a lot of people die and death has a group of people working for him. The celestial order is unionized and Death is guaranteed 4 weeks vacation every year. So sometimes he has his middle management take over for him.

    There is this kid named Chad, or Chazz as we all refuse to call him. Kinda a 90s kid who's dad is an important figure in the divine bureaucracy.…