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Paint Drying 2016
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I fucking did it. It's been weeks watching in the background at work for like 20 minute bursts. But I fucking did it.
From what I gather this was made as a form of protest, the UK ratings board had to watch all 10H of this to give it a rating. And as such I can apricate it. I think movie ratings are imperative to consumers, but at least here in the…
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Shark Exorcist 2015
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letterboxd.com/forgotten78/Why do you hate me so?
boxd.it/cmQoMI know it wasn't but this movie feels crowd funded (Yes that is an insult). Like "Hey guys I have an idea for a movie about a shark possessed by Satan."
And much like Satan this movie looks awesome but ends up being a sad loser.
"I finally made my magnum opus. SHARK EXORCIST"
The movie is only like 23 minutes long.
"What? Fuck. Umm have… -
Daredevil 2003
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I have searched through 1,526,489,255 timelines, and not a single one will I justify the use of Evanescence in this fucking movie. Especially during the Elektra training sequence. I thought I was done def.
Also, I am not super fond of the Elektra treatment here. I know that is how it was in the comics, but come on, we can all improve on Frank Millers work methinks.
Outside of that, I really…
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Kung Fu Panda 2008
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Background. I have been in martial arts my entire life. I have black belts in Karate, Black Panther Kung-Fu (An offshoot of Leopard), 33 Dragons Kung Fu, Kobudo, and Tai Chi. Plus belts in a number of other styles.
So yea, I love me some Kung Fu. And this movie does as well.
So I taught for a long time. And I love the lesson Ooguay showed Si-fu. He couldn't teach Po…
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Final Destination 2 2003
So these moves are based on a real thing.
You see a lot of people die and death has a group of people working for him. The celestial order is unionized and Death is guaranteed 4 weeks vacation every year. So sometimes he has his middle management take over for him.
There is this kid named Chad, or Chazz as we all refuse to call him. Kinda a 90s kid who's dad is an important figure in the divine bureaucracy.…
