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  • Hillbilly Elegy

    Hillbilly Elegy

    I'm not saying we should arrest and prosecute Ron Howard and J.D. Vance for this but you need to unde...ya know what, changed my mind, arrest, prosecute, jail Howard & Vance, and man an interstellar mission to the far-out edges of space to throw the key in an actual black hole.

  • Fireball: Visitors From Darker Worlds

    Fireball: Visitors From Darker Worlds


    Oppenheimer seems like a very nice guy and one hell of a researcher, but he also neutralizes Herzog here in a way he didn't in Into the Inferno. Whenever Clive is on screen explaining what happened, rather than allowing Herzog to ramble in his own passionate, poetic pace, I got a distinct Netflix nature doc vibe and it renders part of this fascinating subject flat and strictly informative rather than spectacular and celestial. Definitely a few solid Herzog passages to…

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  • Polar


    The inevitable edge-lord variation on John Wick. Men who DM porn stars at 3 AM and leave all-caps comments on female journalists tweets are about to have a new favorite movie.

  • The Lion King

    The Lion King


    The Lion King (1994) = Anton Yelchin's arm at the start of Green Room

    The Lion King (2019) = Anton Yelchin's arm at the end of Green Room