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  • Original Sin

    Original Sin

    How can a movie with two of the hottest actors in Hollywood be so tiresome and tedious. This is neither engrossing enough to be thrilling nor scintillating enough to be erotic. I just wish it had been funny-bad instead of just a sleepy, stuffy drudge.

    We'll be discussing Original Sin along with Guilty as Sin and Sin City on our SIN triple bill episode of the Sudden Double Deep podcast, dropping February 4th.


  • Murder on the Orient Express

    Murder on the Orient Express


    Because I've not been stuffed under a rock for the past thirty-seven years I knew the twist. But thankfully, this is an adaptation of an Agatha Christie whodunnit, so for the most part, this one's about the journey and not the destination.

    However, Albert Finney is fucking awful in this. He's swinging for the fences while the rest of this talented ensemble treats this like a proper acting gig. Sure, the accents are outrageous and untamed but there's at least…

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  • Roman Polanski: Wanted and Desired

    Roman Polanski: Wanted and Desired


    Having a fucked up past that includes the murder of everybody you've ever loved does not excuse having sex with a 13 year old girl.

    Being persecuted by a particularly vicious, farcical and corrupt legal system does not excuse having sex with a 13 year old girl.

    The fact that the victim's mother pretty much nudged her daughter into the fateful situation does not excuse having sex with a 13 year old girl.

    Dealing daily with the burden of twisted…

  • Dr. No

    Dr. No


    Thank jeebus for Letterboxd. For years I've been doing the "Bond Marathon" before the latest 007 adventure. For years I thought I was the only sad fucker who endured all twenty something films in preparation for the next slice of kiss kiss, bang bang. There's a few that have more or less concluded this little ritual, but seeing as Skyfall ain't out until 26th October I thought I'd slowly work my way through them, starting now.

    So... Dr No. The…