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  • Tenet

    Tenet

    ★★½

    Remember a trash can!

    Fistfight between “guy moving forward in time” and “guy moving backwards in time” probably read like gangbusters on paper, but felt like awkward interpretive dance in execution.

  • Universal Soldier: Day of Reckoning

    Universal Soldier: Day of Reckoning

    ★★★★

    “The man is clear in his mind, but his soul is mad”

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  • The Neon Demon

    The Neon Demon

    ★½

    "I can't sing. I can't dance...I can't write. But I'm pretty. And I can make money from pretty"

    A desiccated, turgid, exquisite corpse.

  • Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker

    Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker

    Surely has been said somewhere but this should’ve just been called Retcon of the Last Jedi.

    Soulless, cardboard, corporate, computer crap.