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  • The Social Dilemma

    The Social Dilemma

    ★★½

    my netflix: do I have your full attention?
    me *sitting on my phone*: You have part of my attention – you have the minimum amount. The rest of my attention is back at Letterboxd, where my colleagues and I are doing things that no one in this room, including and especially your movie, is intellectually or creatively capable of doing. Did I adequately answer your condescending question?

  • Tenet

    Tenet

    ★★★

    the way christopher nolan looks at time is how quentin tarantino looks at feet.

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  • The Prom

    The Prom

    ★★½

    rumor has it that james corden ate the peach from call me by your name to get into character.

  • Sound of Metal

    Sound of Metal

    ★★★★

    one might see this film as a drama, but Damien Chazelle sees it as a missed opportunity to further bully Miles Teller in Whiplash.

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  • Enola Holmes

    Enola Holmes

    ★★★★

    list of alternative titles I pitched to netflix:

    Ho(l)me(s) Alone
    The Miseducation of Enola Holmes
    Sherlock v Mycroft: Dawn of Justice
    Crouching Enola: Hidden Lord Tewksbury
    Stranger Strings
    Catch Ma If You Can
    The Great Game(of Scrabble)

    they still didn’t reply :(

  • Mulan

    Mulan

    ★★

    list of better ways to spend your $30:

    • buy a Blu-ray of the original
    • go see Tenet for the 4th time
    • order 20 chicken nuggets, pocket the rest
    • get a fly hat, autumn is coming
    • buy your mom some flowers, she deserves
    • Netflix subscription, so you can stop using someone else’s
    • donate it, there are people who need it far more than Disney