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  • The Social Dilemma

    The Social Dilemma

    ★★½

    my netflix: do I have your full attention?
    me *sitting on my phone*: You have part of my attention – you have the minimum amount. The rest of my attention is back at Letterboxd, where my colleagues and I are doing things that no one in this room, including and especially your movie, is intellectually or creatively capable of doing. Did I adequately answer your condescending question?

  • Tenet

    Tenet

    ★★★

    the way christopher nolan looks at time is how quentin tarantino looks at feet

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  • On the Rocks

    On the Rocks

    ★★★

    welp, safe to say that Godfather 3 resulted in some unresolved daddy issues between Sofia and Francis.

  • Borat Subsequent Moviefilm

    Borat Subsequent Moviefilm

    ★★★½

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  • Enola Holmes

    Enola Holmes

    ★★★★

    list of alternative titles I pitched to netflix:

    Ho(l)me(s) Alone
    The Miseducation of Enola Holmes
    Sherlock v Mycroft: Dawn of Justice
    Crouching Enola: Hidden Lord Tewksbury
    Stranger Strings
    Catch Ma If You Can
    The Great Game(of Scrabble)

    they still didn’t reply :(

  • Hubie Halloween

    Hubie Halloween

    ★½

    this will be the first movie that David Lynch wished he'd seen on an iPhone.