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  • Best in Show

    Best in Show



  • Rope



    Add a star for the premise,
    add two more for the technical execution,
    and round it up to four for my boy Brandon.

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  • Mayhem


    It's GREAT to see Steven Yeun go full throttle. I will take a million gifs of him smiling while covered in blood. Love this man.

    Samara Weaving is the new Queen of Blood & Guts and I can see why, she's brilliant. Also elevates the covered-in-blood aesthetic. She and Steven have undeniable chemistry, except ironically during the clunky sex scene.

    This movie is a jumble of a lot of other movies, but it's basically vertical Snowpiercer with the social consciousness of The Purge. Also I know Joe Lynch is on here and I'm terrified he'll read this Joe I did have fun watching please believe me.

  • Starship Troopers

    Starship Troopers

    A master satire of American neocolonialism