hustlerss

i got tired of using a twitter thread to post my thoughts

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Favorite films

  • Dreamgirls
  • Moonlight
  • I, Tonya
  • Little Women

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  • Halloween Kills

    ★★½

  • Night Teeth

    ★★½

  • A Quiet Place Part II

    ★★★½

  • star-crossed: the film

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  • Halloween Kills

    Halloween Kills

    ★★½

    Kyle Richards should keep acting!

    it was dumb. it's not like the 2018 wasn't dumb, but the mob mentality angle and the ending were just.... done poorly, to put it kindly and stupid to put it more honestly and it doesn't help Judy Greer was wearing a Christmas sweater the whole time, like, know your holiday?

    anyways, it was fun. i think it's safe to assume they could've combined this and Halloween Kills and it'd be more satisfying and well…

  • Night Teeth

    Night Teeth

    ★★½

    it was so close to being something so good! so close! and i'm a little disappointed because i was actually so excited for this, but it just never clicked

    it had really good scenes throughout, Debby Ryan and Lucy Fry had their fun little vampire action moments especially, and it had a few cute visuals like one scene especially had really cute color scheme / lighting. also the cast is just really good (though only like 3 of them had…

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  • The Princess Switch: Switched Again

    The Princess Switch: Switched Again

    ★★★★½

    Shakespeare could never write something as complex, innovative and elaborate as this. He couldn't write such iconic heroes and villains, he couldn't pull off the epic ARCS that this movie MASTERED. 

    this was everything Netflix has been trying to produce, and MORE. the twists, the turns, the drama, the romance. and, of course, the Christmas spirit. it took everything that made The Princess Switch (2018) a modern Christmas classic, and TRIPLED it in the best way possible.

    give Vanessa Hudgens 3 Oscars for this, cowards.

  • Nine Perfect Strangers

    Nine Perfect Strangers

    ★★

    ???

    the cast did what they could, and the ending was pretty alright, but the arcs fell so short and the script just wasn't... very good?

    it started out following the (already not very good) book closely and then it veered completely off-course and i don't even know what to say about the final outcome. just... ???????