jiya

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edit: i now do. the effects of a pandemic

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  • Return to Sender

    Return to Sender

    ★½

    help i saw someone mention the typo in the tagline and it’s killing me LMFAOOOO but yeah it really feels like rosamund pike is being typecast because first gone girl then this and now i care a lot........... like i love her but the similarities of her roles after gone girl came out are too obvious to not notice. anyway this movie was utter garbage but not that it was completely bad because it was okay but because everything was just that. okay. the cinematography the music the acting the script the pacing everything was just Okay.

  • 27 Dresses

    27 Dresses

    ★★★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    i watched this like 3 days ago and it’s like 4am so im just gonna say the whole thing w the sister having to tell the fiancé guy the truth was ?? bc the truth ab what ? she didn’t like dogs? she didn’t like kids? she wasn’t a vegetarian? like ok she had a history where she hooked up w a lot of guys but what does that have to do w her present............. like this movie is so…

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  • Malcolm & Marie

    Malcolm & Marie

    ★★

    is no one gonna talk about sam levinson writing marie calling malcolm a brute and an animal or am i the only one. anyway this movie is beautifully shot (as with all levinson projects) but the script really ruins it because there’s so many monologues and they don’t really sound like something that would be expected from a movie bc i’ve heard stuff like this in my school plays and i’m sure that zendaya and jdw did all they could…

  • Parasite

    Parasite

    ★★★★★

    the jessica jingle > the beatles’ entire discography