The Texas Chain Saw Massacre

The Texas Chain Saw Massacre ★★★★★

WHAT THE FUCK! WHY DID NO ONE WARN ME NOT TO WATCH THIS! FUCK THIS MOVIE! THE MOST DERANGED THING I’VE EVER SEEN! I AIN’T GOING ANY FARTHER SOUTH OR OUT WEST THAN I AM NOW! EAST COAST FOREVER! WHAT THE FUCK! I’M PUTTING ON KIKI’S DELIVERY SERVICE TOMORROW!

*sigh* now that that’s over. sheesh. you feel the imminent doom from the very start, and it just never lets go of the hold it has on you. i have seldom been so frightened in my life, of the pain and delirium that accompanies utter depravity of mind and spirit. of being lost and never again found. of violence and disillusionment.

reminded me that i’m pretty sure i physically cannot scream anymore. welcome to avcore, leatherface. unfortunately.


edit: i’ve gotten up to make sure the door is locked twice. my roommate’s here but i still can’t go to sleep. fuck this movie and fuck tobe hooper oh my god

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