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Welcome to Marwen 2018
Student film concept with a large budget. Main character is one step away from being a serial killer. Awful, laughable dialogue and performances. Irritating award-bait gone wrong. Weirdly reminded me of sucker punch. Yet, strangely interesting because of how stupid it is. Still, avoid.
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Fast & Furious Presents: Hobbs & Shaw 2019
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
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Home 2015
What's up everybody, it's me, the biggest Dreamworks Animation fan in the world. Home (aside from Trolls which I will be watching imminently) is one of the only Dreamworks films I had never seen. And honestly I kind of wish I hadn't bothered. I guess it really is surprising considering how epic and funny Jim Parsons is on the Bang Bing Therum on television, alongside how much I enjoy Rihanna and her wicked beats.
The story here is about a…
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The Happytime Murders 2018
Lazy, dull, unfunny. Has no mood, character or atmosphere mostly because of the lighting and atrocious music choice. The puppets have no rules. The story is okay at times but the humour drags it down into the gutter. I really liked the performance of the main puppet voice actor, that's about it though. Just watch Who Framed Roger Rabbit.
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Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle 2017
This movie is dumb and stupid, here are some of my notes:
- Sterile
- Awful cg- Terrible dialogue
- Terrible sets and greenscreen
- Treats the audience like you’re thick
- Weirdly stilted
- Really bad sound effects
- The context gives the rock an entirely new way to get circlejerked
The rock: “wow look at my body I’m so strong and cool”
Kevin heart: “im short lol, I’m black lol”
Jack black: “instagram lol”
Nebula: “im hot lol”
- Very on the nose and simplistic
- Last act is incredibly boring
- The score is appallingly generic