IHE has written 3 reviews for films rated ★½ during 2018.

  • The Happytime Murders

    The Happytime Murders

    ★½

    Lazy, dull, unfunny. Has no mood, character or atmosphere mostly because of the lighting and atrocious music choice. The puppets have no rules. The story is okay at times but the humour drags it down into the gutter. I really liked the performance of the main puppet voice actor, that's about it though. Just watch Who Framed Roger Rabbit.

  • Pacific Rim: Uprising

    Pacific Rim: Uprising

    ★½

    Trololololololololol

  • Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle

    Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle

    ★½

    This movie is dumb and stupid, here are some of my notes:


    - Sterile


    - Awful cg

    - Terrible dialogue 

    - Terrible sets and greenscreen

    - Treats the audience like you’re thick

    - Weirdly stilted

    - Really bad sound effects 

    - The context gives the rock an entirely new way to get circlejerked

    The rock: “wow look at my body I’m so strong and cool”

    Kevin heart: “im short lol, I’m black lol”

    Jack black: “instagram lol”

    Nebula: “im hot lol”

    - Very on the nose and simplistic 

    - Last act is incredibly boring

    - The score is appallingly generic