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Recent reviews

  • Mulholland Drive

    Mulholland Drive

    I watched this with my mom in a cinema. I didn't know. At the sex scene, I held my breath the entire time and concentrated on migrating to a new body like Bill Pullman. Instead I became Dougie Jones but without a gorgeous wife.

  • Blame It on Rio

    Blame It on Rio

    My dad took me to this in the cinema. He didn't know. I cleared my throat so hard so many times I ruptured my larynx and now I'm mute.

Popular reviews

  • Raging Fire

    Raging Fire


    You are a cop in a shoddy retread of the Heat street shootout. You follow a bad guy onto a public bus where he grabs a child and brandishes a grenade, pin already pulled. What do you do? What do you do?
    If your answer isn't back out but attack the bad guy who has a grenade on a bus with terrified people who can't escape, then you are dumber than this stupid movie, which is watchable only for the…

  • The Battle at Lake Changjin

    The Battle at Lake Changjin

    I was mad at this movie for being badly made, for its terrible pacing - overall and in most scenes; for its bad compositing; for the ridiculous train scene in which the train must be crossing mountain peaks to get a view of a photoshopped-to-death Great Wall while the train goes north while moving down the screen; and the 1950's war jingoism. Then I looked here and saw who directed this and I got depressed.