πŸ“Ό scout corvino πŸ“Ό

πŸ“Ό scout corvino πŸ“Ό

I like horror movies.

No half star ratings here, it's all or nothing baybee

Favorite films

  • Scream
  • Midsommar
  • The World's End
  • Stoker

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  • The Proposal

  • Free Guy

  • The Imitation Game

  • Misery

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  • Welcome to the Dollhouse

    Welcome to the Dollhouse

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    When I was in eighth grade, our guidance counselor told my class: "Cherish these years, because they are the best years of your lives."

    Somebody needs to strap down said guidance counselor and force him to watch Welcome to the Dollhouse Clockwork Orange -style, because this movie captures the very essence of the junior high school experience that he's so obviously forgotten about. At least I hope amnesia is the reason behind that mind-boggling pile of horseshit falling out of his mouth, because the alternative explanation is that he truly did peak in junior high, and that's about the saddest thing I can imagine.

  • Avengers: Age of Ultron

    Avengers: Age of Ultron

    I am torn on this movie, because it features what is quite possibly the worst scene in the MCU (Bruce and Natasha discussing their ~tragic infertility~ like they're in a fucking Lifetime movie), but it's immediately followed by one of the greatest scenes in the entire franchise (Steve Rogers furiously chopping wood).