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  • The Fly

    The Fly

    ★★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    What an absolutely balls-out ending! He's freshly dead, she's miserable and pregnant with his child, her and creep ex bf's relationship's future is left unknown... and there! Finale! It just ends, an incredibly cool and fuckless an ending to another film by Cronenberg I've slept on for way too long.

  • Indigenous

    Indigenous

    ★★★½

    This probably deserves a lot less than 3.5 stars, but damn when I woke up from my nap and this shit was already selected by Tubi's autoplay, you better believe those creatures shrieks scared the shit out of my half-asleep ass!

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  • Lux Æterna

    Lux Æterna

    When in FUCK am I going to get to watch this

  • How To Use Dianetics

    How To Use Dianetics

    ★½

    Made for one of the best drinking games I've ever played.

    How to play:

    - Any time anyone says the word "engrams", take a drink.

    - Any time you see a volcano, take a drink.

    - Any time anyone mentions Tom Cruise, Will Smith, or John Travolta, everyone buys and drinks an entire six pack on their own.