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  • Those Who Wish Me Dead

    Those Who Wish Me Dead


    This is the kind of lean, blood-between-the-teeth thriller that Bruce Willis would have snapped up 25 years ago - and I mean that in no way as a criticism. Taylor Sheridan is fast becoming the crown prince of "Movies your dad will like that are actually pretty good".

  • In the Earth

    In the Earth


    A psychedelic folk horror about isolationism and the tug of war between science and nature that skips and pulses with skittish, ambient dread...

    ...it is also an incredibly boring, overlong mess of idiotic characters and half realized concepts.

    A curiosity that's easy to appreciate but tough to recommendation

Popular reviews

  • Grandma's Boy

    Grandma's Boy

    I literally laughed more at my grandmother's funeral than this acrid, sputtering shart of what is tagged here as "Comedy". You see, at my grandma's funeral, a whole bunch of family and loved ones gathered around to share heartfelt, embarrassing and endearing stories. Sure it was sad, but there were bittersweet chuckles to be had as we reckoned with the loss of my extremely dead nana.

    "Grandma's Boy" has a supporting character so racist I can't even process how anyone…

  • A Quiet Place Part II

    A Quiet Place Part II


    If you can't think of a way to end your sequel - follow "A Quiet Place: Part II"'s method. By which I mean "Literally do the exact same ending again, then smash cut to credits