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  • Death to Smoochy

    Death to Smoochy

    Outdated satire. None of this is remotely scandalous today.

  • The Shipping News

    The Shipping News


    The movie opens with a boy whose face morphs (with the help of janky Y2K-era CGI) into a horrifically red toupeed Kevin Spacey. Somehow it only gets worse from there.

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  • Marriage Story

    Marriage Story


    I know I'm alone in this opinion, but I don't give a fuck. There was not a single moment in this movie that convincingly conveyed to me that Driver and Johansson would ever give a shit about each other let alone have enough of a history to violently hate each other.

  • 20th Century Women

    20th Century Women

    1. I don't know what I was hoping to take away from watching 20th Century Women, but definitely not a pseudo-profound yet stubbornly shallow work that is less a character ensemble and rather a bunch of ciphers broadly representing branches of white counterculture. Worse, these representations just get collapsed into bland universalized voice-over monologues set to trite musical cues and sped up visuals and montages that essentially boil down to "We're all getting through this crazy ride called life, maaan!…