This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
I liked the part where Robert Pattinson barfed on his little son
Catherine Hardwicke didn’t jump through all those hoops just for Anna Kendrick to tweet “Holy shit. I just remembered I was in Twilight”. Okay, Jessica...
Anyway, my favorite part was obviously the baseball game (except when Rosalie called Emmett “my monkey man”) and when Robert Pattinson scales a tree