Feels like it’s from an alternate universe in which studio horror embraced the inherit corniness/camp of the genre’s peak in the 80s instead of chasing “realism”
When I stepped out of the theater there were employees with surveys asking about the movie. I put down that the movie was “poor” and I would “definitely” recommend it to my friends.
None of you are prepared for this movie. I don’t think I’ve ever seen such a glorious dumpster fire in my life.