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  • The Show About The Show - S2

    The Show About The Show - S2


    Thank you Caveh for making this masterpiece instead of attempting to maintain even a facsimile of stability in any single one of your relationships. RIP to those kids when they finally watch this lol.

  • The Big Snit

    The Big Snit

    Insanely fucked up, only exaggerated by the fact that this was made pre-internet.

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  • Lamp


    Cinema Heaux: Watches Eraserhead for the “art”.
    Me: Watches David Lynch make a lamp to porn music for 33 minutes because I secretly want him to be my grandpa.

  • Gurren Lagann The Movie: The Lights in the Sky Are Stars

    Gurren Lagann The Movie: The Lights in the Sky Are Stars


    It’s probably not the best sign that I’m deadass 20 years old and an anime movie about giant robots fighting each other got me feelin’ like this rn.

    Lagann-hen is just as powerful in its concept and delivery as End of Evangelion, but the two films couldn’t be more diametrically opposed. 

    End manages to totally wear down the viewer’s spirit with an overwhelming sense of dread and esoteric existentialism, topped off by its iconic, visceral final image of absolute futility.…