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  • The Midnight Sky

    The Midnight Sky

    Β½

    Imagine you are a fly on the wall at George Clooney's annual prostate exam. It's boring, kind of awkward and you probably can't wait to fly away to live out your short existence.

    That's how I felt watching this horrendously dull black hole of a film.

  • Tenet

    Tenet

    Β½

    If this was the film made to save cinema, let it die.

    This is the type of expensive and pathetic mess that should end a director's career. Nolan treats you like a fucking fool as his two and a half hour adolescent cum sock fantasy plays out before you. It's an utter fucking insult to your intelligence, you are better than this. If this is what our society deems as "good" then I don't want to be a part of it.

    I'm passionate about art.. About cinema.. I honestly just feel like crying. I'm giving it half a star but it is really a zero.