Ok but the "I Kissed A Smurf And I Liked It" joke doesn't work because Smurfette is the only girl in Smurf village which means Smurfs are objectively incapable of…
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Everything, Everything 2017
She wears short skirts
I wear t-shirts
She's cheer captain
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Tomorrowland 2015
The best argument for TOMORROWLAND is its release date; one week after MAD MAX: FURY ROAD, a film about a world destroyed by an oil war, and a week before…
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Barbie: A Fashion Fairytale 2010
Um, is anyone else scared of how meta 'Barbie: A Fashion Fairytale' is? Barbie is an actress in films and here she is in a film about her…
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Barbie: A Fairy Secret 2011
When they were riding their ponies through the swirlnados my anxiety was through the roof
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