• Uncorked

    Uncorked

    ★★★½

    petition for mamoudou athie to be in MORE.

  • The Hunger Games

    The Hunger Games

    ★★★★

    the book was better

  • Kingsman: The Golden Circle

    Kingsman: The Golden Circle

    ★★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    the way i screamed when i saw pedro, i cannot be controlled.

    BUT ALSO WHY DID THEY DOG MY GIRL ROXY GOD SHE WAS THE BEST THING ABOUT KINGSMAN AND THEY MASSACRED MY GIRL!!!!

    also pedro if you are free this friday night i am also free this friday night if you wanna hang out

  • Kingsman: The Secret Service

    Kingsman: The Secret Service

    ★★★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    I'm a total wuss but legit would've rated it four if it wasn't for the fucking swearing and the anal sex moment bruv

  • The Sound of Music

    The Sound of Music

    ★★★★★

    rest in peace, christopher plummer x

  • Thor: Ragnarok

    Thor: Ragnarok

    ★★★★½

    all my valentines exist in this film.

  • Avengers: Age of Ultron

    Avengers: Age of Ultron

    ★★½

    after watching a spin-off tv show, it's good to go back to its roots. sometimes.

  • We Can Be Heroes

    We Can Be Heroes

    ★★★

    just here for mr. pascal <3

    ALSO if you walk into this expecting it to be a Sharkboy and Lavagirl sequel, prepare to be disappointed.

  • Wonder Woman 1984

    Wonder Woman 1984

    ★★★

    I want to tour a lost Chris Pine EVERYWHERE he’s a lil puppy GOD

  • Beautiful Creatures

    Beautiful Creatures

    ★★★

    guilty pleasure film

  • Alien: Covenant

    Alien: Covenant

    ★★★½

    If you need a reason to watch this prequel, do it for Fassbender's remarkable performance(s).

  • Their Finest

    Their Finest

    ★★★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    movie: *buckley and catrin kiss*
    me: *to my mum* this is why i work in film
    movie: *kills buckley on set with a falling light*
    mum: this is why you work in film, alright