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  • Cats



    CATS? More like THAT'S a great fucking movie

  • Toy Story 4

    Toy Story 4

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    I don't understand the existence of this movie. Not just the creation of it in spite of an already complete trilogy, but every factor in this movie just doesn't make sense. I don't understand these incarnations of Woody, Buzz, the rest of Bonnie's Toys and Bo Peep, and I don't understand the introduction of Forky, Gabby Gabby, Key & Peele, and Duke Caboom. I don't understand the story beats this movie chose to go with.

    It can't just be for money.…

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  • A Star Is Born

    A Star Is Born


    The way this has me laughing hard in the first 30 minutes and on the verge of tears throughout the last 30...... pain. perfect movie.

  • The Magnificent Seven

    The Magnificent Seven


    This is literally seven samurai but shorter and gayer ofc its better too. This also moves so quickly too. Two hours feels like one! Just a great fucking movie, even though it's a western.

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  • The Adventures of Sharkboy and Lavagirl

    The Adventures of Sharkboy and Lavagirl


    Sharkboy and Lavagirl are an expression of Max's bisexuality

  • Peter Rabbit

    Peter Rabbit


    When you have the premise of "Domhnall Gleeson tries to kill James Corden", it is a bad idea to not have the film end with Domhnall Gleeson actually killing James Corden. I wanted to see James Corden's rabbit corpse hacked to pieces by an insane Domhnall Gleeson but instead I just got extreme mediocrity. You have failed me yet again, Sony.