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  • Cats

    Cats

    ★★★★½

    CATS? More like THAT'S a great fucking movie

  • Toy Story 4

    Toy Story 4

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    I don't understand the existence of this movie. Not just the creation of it in spite of an already complete trilogy, but every factor in this movie just doesn't make sense. I don't understand these incarnations of Woody, Buzz, the rest of Bonnie's Toys and Bo Peep, and I don't understand the introduction of Forky, Gabby Gabby, Key & Peele, and Duke Caboom. I don't understand the story beats this movie chose to go with.

    It can't just be for money.…

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  • Follow That Bird

    Follow That Bird

    ★★★★

    This movie is just so good. It's fun, it's sweet, it's funny, it's sad at times, just an all around great time. However, I have to mention that the two bad guys of the film, who run a travelling carnival, are so queercoded. Like, one of them dreams about The Wizard of Oz and actually says the line "I don't want to be a man." That is as blatant queer coding that you can get. I honestly love it.

  • A Christmas Carol

    A Christmas Carol

    ★★

    This movie, which is free to watch on Tubi right now, has only been logged by 15 people on letterboxd, with zero reviews.

    It sucks. British Markiplier.

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  • The Adventures of Sharkboy and Lavagirl

    The Adventures of Sharkboy and Lavagirl

    ★★★★★

    Sharkboy and Lavagirl are an expression of Max's bisexuality

  • Peter Rabbit

    Peter Rabbit

    ★★½

    When you have the premise of "Domhnall Gleeson tries to kill James Corden", it is a bad idea to not have the film end with Domhnall Gleeson actually killing James Corden. I wanted to see James Corden's rabbit corpse hacked to pieces by an insane Domhnall Gleeson but instead I just got extreme mediocrity. You have failed me yet again, Sony.