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  • Cats

    Cats

    ★★★★½

    CATS? More like THAT'S a great fucking movie

  • Toy Story 4

    Toy Story 4

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    I don't understand the existence of this movie. Not just the creation of it in spite of an already complete trilogy, but every factor in this movie just doesn't make sense. I don't understand these incarnations of Woody, Buzz, the rest of Bonnie's Toys and Bo Peep, and I don't understand the introduction of Forky, Gabby Gabby, Key & Peele, and Duke Caboom. I don't understand the story beats this movie chose to go with.

    It can't just be for money.…

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  • A Star Is Born

    A Star Is Born

    ★★★★★

    The way this has me laughing hard in the first 30 minutes and on the verge of tears throughout the last 30...... pain. perfect movie.

  • The Magnificent Seven

    The Magnificent Seven

    ★★★★

    This is literally seven samurai but shorter and gayer ofc its better too. This also moves so quickly too. Two hours feels like one! Just a great fucking movie, even though it's a western.

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  • The Adventures of Sharkboy and Lavagirl

    The Adventures of Sharkboy and Lavagirl

    ★★★★★

    Sharkboy and Lavagirl are an expression of Max's bisexuality

  • Peter Rabbit

    Peter Rabbit

    ★★½

    When you have the premise of "Domhnall Gleeson tries to kill James Corden", it is a bad idea to not have the film end with Domhnall Gleeson actually killing James Corden. I wanted to see James Corden's rabbit corpse hacked to pieces by an insane Domhnall Gleeson but instead I just got extreme mediocrity. You have failed me yet again, Sony.