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  • Treasure Planet

    Treasure Planet


    Got distracted after realizing the main guy’s mom is Laurie Metcalf and spent most of the movie wondering what would happen if you asked her to describe the plot today.

  • Pillow Talk

    Pillow Talk


    Rock Hudson attacking me personally by describing gay men as "devoted to their mothers" and "the type that like to collect cooking recipes, or exchange bits of gossip."

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  • Let Them All Talk

    Let Them All Talk


    Any movie where Dianne Wiest says "bow down, bitch!" to Candice Bergen after playing a word in Scrabble is already meant for me. But also, just a lovely, sad little journey across the sea that doesn't try to tidy up everyone's emotions at the end. Candice Bergen's simmering anger deserves an awards campaign tbh.

  • Barb and Star Go to Vista Del Mar

    Barb and Star Go to Vista Del Mar


    Convinced this was just a bit that Annie Mumolo and Kristen Wiig did to make each other laugh that somehow became a whole movie, but who cares, I giggled the entire time. Popstar/Hot Rod vibes. Every movie should include a club remix of My Heart Will Go On.