Answers the age old question: what if you let an algorithm made by Alan Partridge write a Bond movie? Dreadful writing, pacing all over the place, looks every inch the design by committee mess it reportedly was. Stuffed full of dumb nods to earlier films and buckets of chum for middle aged English men to pump their fist at. The family stuff is nonsense, a back story for Blofeld? You might as well have a back story for the big laser that someone is using to blow up the moon.