Favorite films

  • The Ladies Man
  • Artists and Models
  • The Bellboy
  • The Nutty Professor

Recent activity

All
  • The Geisha Boy

    ★★★★

  • The Karate Kid

    ★★½

  • The Karate Kid

    ★★★½

  • The Beatles: Get Back

Recent reviews

More
  • The Geisha Boy

    The Geisha Boy

    ★★★★

    jerry really fucks up at the end of this one by doing the looney tunes "that's all folks" thing while chomping on a carrot. those are two separate characters, jerry

  • The Karate Kid

    The Karate Kid

    ★★½

    certainly one of the better movies jackie's made in the last 15 years, probably his best english-language performance, and a half-decent remake overall. but i think this movie asks too much of jaden smith, who is "not a great actor." and "never say never" is no "you're the best around"

    the "pick up your jacket" stuff is a pretty clever reimagining of "wax on, wax off"

    also not karate

Popular reviews

More
  • American Beauty

    American Beauty

    ★★

    movie about a guy who figures out he's a loser and decides his way to become cool is to be a pedophile. he's played by kevin spacey

  • The Beatles: Get Back

    The Beatles: Get Back

    (nov. 28, 2021)

    "i'd watch an hour of him just playing the piano. 'cause he's so great."
    - ringo starr

    it took until halfway through the first episode for this to click for me - technically i'm logging it before finishing it. might update this diary entry as i go. i do know that there are parts of this that i truly love.

    (nov. 29, 2021)

    "and probably when we're all very old, we'll all agree with each other, and we'll all sing together."
    - paul mccartney

    in this viewing block, i watched the rest of episode one and started crying