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  • The Blues Brothers

    The Blues Brothers

    ★★★★★

    “They're not gonna catch us. We're on a mission from God!”
    - Elwood Blues

    Film Blog #1

    Definitions of slang words and sources are at the bottom!

    G'day! So, I thought I would fettle my stizz¹ a little bit and start some sort of film blog, which is basically a blog only in reference to one specific film or genre or theme. Or all of those combined, I don’t know, I haven’t really figured it all out yet. The main…

  • The Blues Brothers

    The Blues Brothers

    ★★★★★

    When only the thought of re-watching a movie seems to be as good an idea as anything. When just putting in the DVD sets you off to spouting out high-pitched, womanly squeaks of joy similar to a mouse's orgasm. When, even though the distance between your Blu-ray player and sofa is less than 2 meters, you can't help but do a run-and-dive full of impatient anticipation.

    I can't sit still,
    can't be disturbed.
    Now watch me kill
    my time. Deserved!…

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  • Road to Perdition

    Road to Perdition

    ★★★★½

    The Untouchables (best one of the 80s)
    Miller's Crossing (best one of the 90s)
    and Road to Perdition (best one of the 00s)

    Every other decade can be argued. These ones can't in my humble opinion.

  • Pokémon Detective Pikachu

    Pokémon Detective Pikachu

    ★★★★

    I'm surprised about how much I actually liked this movie. Doesn't happen so often nowadays with mainstreamy movies.

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  • The Irishman

    The Irishman

    ★★★★★

    Greased hair, slicked back
    Everybody gone bad
    Exposition, adaptation
    Everybody exploitation
    On Netflix, on the news
    Everybody grab food
    Sit down, on the couch
    Witnessing Joe Pesci shout:

    All I want to say is that
    Hoffa doesn't care about us
    All I want to say is that
    He don't really care about us

    Beat him, hate him
    Really fucking break him
    Warn him, scorn him
    You should never mourn him
    Do him, Sue him
    Everybody do him
    Kick him, strike…

  • Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker

    Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker

    NIRVANA - Smells Like Studio Minions

    (no spoilers)

    Please stay at home, don't bring your friends
    No fun at all, it's all pretend
    I'm over-bored and non-matured
    Oh no, I know some dirty words

    fuck off, fuck off, fuck off, FUCK OFF!
    fuck off, fuck off, fuck off, FUCK OFF!
    fuck off, fuck off, fuck off, FUCK OFF!
    fuck off, fuck off, fuck off

    Turn the screen off, it's less dangerous
    Here we are now, entertain us
    They're so stupid…