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  • Florence Foster Jenkins

    Florence Foster Jenkins


    Always follow your dreams. Maybe one day Meryl Streep will portray you in a mediocre biopic.

  • Who Killed Captain Alex?

    Who Killed Captain Alex?


    Aeons from now, in a time so distant it is unfathomable to the human form, the elder beings descend upon a council at the advent of the death of the universe. They communicate in forms beyond our comprehension to ponder one important point: They still haven't figured out who killed Captain Alex.

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  • The Boys in the Band

    The Boys in the Band


    Jim Parsons cannot ever presume to be taken seriously as an actor. It's not a thing. Sorry buddy.

  • The Boys in the Band

    The Boys in the Band


    Actually really upsetting to go look it up and find that five out of the nine cast members passed away during the AIDS crisis. People say "We survived Reagan" but really, so many people didn't.

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  • The Problem with Apu

    The Problem with Apu


    "I certainly deserve a show."

    An impotent, mewling, self-important tirade by some irrelevant comedian about a cartoon character he doesn't like, fuelled with an incredibly reductive analysis of Apu and what he is designed to reflect in American society, and endless examples from the series that are taken out of context in order to make them seem like they are the problem they are in fact making fun of.

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  • The Hateful Eight

    The Hateful Eight

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    I can't believe I haven't seen this pointed out yet: There are nine of them holed up in the shack. For fuck's sake. Wait no, here's the obligatory plot twist that comes because Quentin Tarantino deliberately obfuscated plot details. As it turns out, it's ten. Learn to count, you hack.

    Now moving on. All of Quentin Tarantino's films are exactly the fucking same and I have finally shed the last sliver of patience I have for his bullshit. Everyone is…