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  • I'm Thinking of Ending Things

    I'm Thinking of Ending Things


    I'm thinking of ending things. I'm thinking of ending things! I am thinking of ending things. I'm thinking of ending things. I'm thinking of shoving an ice pick into my skull.

    Okay, let me take a step back. Charlie Kaufman is a director that I've never had a particularly strong connection to; I liked Synecdoche, New York in high school, but that was before I'd gotten laid. Is that unfair? Maybe. Cruel? I don't know, the more your work focuses…

  • Twin Peaks: Fire Walk with Me

    Twin Peaks: Fire Walk with Me


    It's no secret to anyone who knows me on or offline that I've become a bit of a David Lynch fanatic. I'm stuck inside sheltered from a chaotic world, and there's so much lore and interpretation that comes with his work that it's been irresistible to me. It started with a couple of watches of the original Twin Peaks series, followed by this movie, followed by The Return, and now I'm just about done with his full filmography. It's been…

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  • Blue



    No matter how prepared for such a film one might be, it's another story "watching" it. It's not exactly something you watch so much as an intimate shared experience with Jarman. Calling it a death march is an insult to the love and life that so clearly makes up the heart of this film. As the 72 minutes wear on, blue becomes the most oppressive color.

  • Aladdin



    easily the prettiest animated d*sney flick

    but nothing makes me more aggro than this kind of forced miscommunication that has to happen in romance when you can't write actual characters

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  • Allen v. Farrow

    Allen v. Farrow

    (episodes 1 and 2)

    A vulgar testament to how deeply the #MeToo movement utterly fails survivors.

    I do believe Woody Allen "did it." I think he's a broken man who developed psychosexual fixations on two of his daughters, partially because of his admitted need to control the women in his life. I also believe that Mia Farrow is the prototypical Hollywood mother, adopting multiple non-white children that she was not culturally competent enough to care for and severely mistreating them.…

  • What Ever Happened to Baby Jane?

    What Ever Happened to Baby Jane?


    two queens maximizing their joint slay