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  • 8½
  • The Big Lebowski
  • Mars Attacks!
  • All That Jazz

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  • Malignant

    ★★★

  • Valley of the Dolls

    ★★

  • Candyman

    ★★

  • Annette

    ★★★½

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  • Christmas in New York

    Christmas in New York

    ★★★★★

    This film is my Black Panther. This movie empowered me. It helped me get over my rejection from the female known as Veronica who’d rather date a Chad instead of a true gentelmen who would treat her well. Amazing cinematography and great direction from Orlando Corradi, who was fortunately moved on from artsy-fartsy hipster trash like Legend of the Titanic. Films like the Christmas in New York are true art that often get misunderstood by filthy normies who watch Home Alone movies instead of challenging, thought-provoking kino like Simba Jr. Goes to NY and the World Cup.

  • The Green Knight

    The Green Knight

    if i confronted the green knight, i'd be all like "the green knight, more like the fucking idiot, ammarite?". and then everyone would laugh and i would become king.