as smug and unfunny and politically useless as you've heard but worst of all just a total bore. how do you make an apocalypse movie/"satire" openly courting comparisons to things…
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Don't Look Up 2021
oscar-worthy performance by leo pretending to like women his own age
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Licorice Pizza 2021
“If you tell me to make more sexy, I’ll make it fucking horny” or whatever is my 100% my goal in life
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The French Connection 1971
Best part of this movie was when the dude shot that guy and then took his baguette
I’m also just more upset now that Friedkin wasn’t able to release his…
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Sea of Love 1989
"Come the wet ass hour, I'm everybody's daddy!"
Okay, the ending is goofy, but everything else is top shelf. Sexy saxophone score, then the last song is Tom Waits. Plus…
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Ghostbusters: Afterlife 2021
The thing is that this movie doesn’t actually resemble ghostbusters at all? It’s more of a Spielberg movie with extremely shitty Whedon dialogue and then the ghostbusters including ghost Harold…
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The Karate Kid Part III 1989
All right, let's talk some shit: the most fascinating secret history in the cinema is, without a doubt, these bugfuck lunatic karate tournaments in the San Fernando Valley. I want…
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