Favorite films

  • Nothing Sacred
  • My Man Godfrey
  • Hands Across the Table
  • Twentieth Century

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  • Nobody


  • King Richard


Recent reviews

  • Almost Famous

    Almost Famous


    Every time I watch this I’m convinced that it’s the best Cameron Crowe movie. I also feel that way after I watch Say Anything. And Jerry Maguire.

  • The Blue Angel

    The Blue Angel


    Future Nazi party supporter, Emil Jannings, is fantastic, playing a sad and pathetic and heartbreaking character. This is the role, along with director Von Sternberg, that brought Dietrich to Hollywood and made her a star. Dietrich created such a legendary Hollywood image that it often overshadowed what a terrific actress she was. She’d get an Oscar nom for her next role in Morocco, but that was her only one. I watched the English language version.

Popular reviews

  • Semen Demon

    Semen Demon


    A woman marries a dude and after they move into a house together he starts getting into kinky shit with her in bed. And on the floor. And at the top of the stairs while his dad watches. One time he ties her up against her will and fucks her. Not too weird. Another time, he sucks his jizz out of her ass with a turkey baster. Or he injects jizz into her butt. I couldn't quite figure it out.…

  • WWJD II: The Woodcarver

    WWJD II: The Woodcarver


    Some asshole kid with a shitty haircut takes a baseball bat and a can of spray paint to the outside of a church. His parents are going through a separation and his prayers for them to get back together aren't answered and he's pissed off at God. He spray paints LIAR on the church. He gets caught because he's too stupid to know that there's security cameras everywhere. All the wood he destroyed on the outside of the church was…