• Call Me by Your Name

    Call Me by Your Name

    ★★★★

    “i saw her naked once, great body” i want that twink obliterated

  • Midsommar

    Midsommar

    ★★★★

    babe you okay? youve barely touched your pubic hair pie

  • The Phone Call

    The Phone Call

    ★★★½

    someone get sally hawkins a massage for carrying this whole short! she will always understand the brief whether she’s a hotline counsellor or falling for a sexy fish man, and her performance just about gets you past the confused (definitely manipulative?) storytelling.

    watched on argo

  • Pleasure

    Pleasure

    ★★★★

    the best movie about swedish girls and orgasms since midsommar

  • Daughter

    Daughter

    ★★★

    adore the use of handheld cameras in stop-motion (no wonder this got itself an oscar nomination) and this is sure to inspire a lot of people with dreams of working on animation. hopefully next time this style can be paired with equal attention to the writing as the story falls short compared to how good it looks.

    watched on argo

  • The Fabric of You

    The Fabric of You

    ★★★

    reminiscent of fantastic mr fox, if mr fox was a tailor mouse that had homosexual feelings towards a fellow gentleman mouse. its impossible to ignore the comparisons to wes anderson’s style of animation in the fabric of you, but its also impossible to not appreciate every detail that’s cared for, and it makes for a very touching tail indeed.

    watched on argo

  • Old

    Old

    ★½

    lets go to the beach-each
    lets go change our age

  • Jackass: The Movie

    Jackass: The Movie

    ★★★

    still yet to see spike jonze create a body of work as good as this

  • Marguerite

    Marguerite

    ★★★½

    marguerite gives new life to the phrase 'being born in the wrong generation', as we watch an elderly woman form a connection with her nurse, giving her closure of a lifetime of desires. i can’t imagine how painful it must be for elderly gay men and woman watching the world be so accepting to a feeling they had to suppress to live in peace, and i have immense privilege to exist in an era where I can live my life…

  • About Time

    About Time

    ★★★½

    if this film got one thing accurate its moving from cornwall/devon to london and trying to appreciate the everyday while you spend £6.80 on lunch from pret

  • Space Jam: A New Legacy

    Space Jam: A New Legacy

    so i want the looney tunes to cover, i want the looney tunes halftime, i want lebron points and rebounds

    it's the dumbest fuckin' bet I ever heard of

    i disagree, i disagree gary

  • Freeze

    Freeze

    ★★★½

    freeze takes the viewer on a rollercoaster of fear for running out of time, parental pressure and post-relationship trauma. irregular storytelling keeps the short interesting and a host of quirky characters in vibrant set design stand apart from a crowd of medical thrillers. subtlety isn’t something to be found in freeze which lends itself nicely to the runtime, though I’d love to see a feature version of this one day with more time to pack an emotional punch.

    watch on argo