Julian Zeng

Julian Zeng

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My first R-rated movie was Rumble in the Bronx.

Favorite films

  • The Matrix
  • No Country for Old Men
  • Lost in Translation
  • Legally Blonde

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  • The Last Duel

    ★★★½

  • Come and See

    ★★★★★

  • A Nightmare on Elm Street

    ★★★★

  • Dave Chappelle: The Closer

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  • The Last Duel

    The Last Duel

    ★★★½

    Cudgels you over the head with it, but this movie tries very hard to elucidate how stupid and fucked up people were in the 1300s, and how only slightly less stupid and fucked up we are today.

    Good duel!

  • Come and See

    Come and See

    ★★★★★

    Figured I’d quit pussyfooting around and dive into the titans of cinema in my watchlist… DIFFICULT START!

    Probably the most viscerally upsetting but brutally effective thing I’ve ever watched. Just a horrific, hyper-realistic depiction of the cruelty of war — the third act is a literal waking nightmare.

    Now, one scene that holds little consequence for the storytelling inarguably pushes the realism envelope too far (clearly the Soviets have laxer views than most on harming animals for the sake of…

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  • Seaspiracy

    Seaspiracy

    ★★★★½

    The statistics in this are staggering. Humans deserve to go extinct.

    Bidding a painful farewell to my beloved chunk light tuna fish sandwiches with mayo on white bread.

  • The Prom

    The Prom

    ★½

    My date at senior prom straight-up ghosted me IN PERSON, and that was not as traumatic as watching James Corden put on this appalling performance.


    Meryl’s “Why does being good COST ... SO ... MUCH” line reading is an all-timer.