I love original scores and soundtracks.
This is my Captain’s Log of everything I’ve watched since January 1st 2017.
That’s right. Three hundred and nineteen. Three hundred and nineteen what, you ask? 319 Hiyahs! No one asked for it, but I counted 319 hiyahs between all three of the ninjas.
Thankfully this movie has only 3 action set pieces and then an end credit rap song featuring them called "Kid Power" by Will Roc, but it’s the only sound (word) you hear from each of them every time they fight. I know it’s in almost every martial arts movie, but when I…
Things I completely forgot happened in this movie:
- A dude gets blown up after being thrown in a laundry chute and his bottom half falls back onto the floor.
- Mystikal’s “Shake Ya Ass” is played before that and I now realize it came out 18 years ago and I’m old.
- This came out one month after Swordfish, which I bought the soundtrack to, because like this movie, it had N.E.R.D.’s Lapdance on it. That song was everywhere…
Because you didn’t cry enough already during the actual finale, here’s 44 minutes of more things to bring you to tears.
I’m going to miss this show so much.
There’s a moment where they’re in a motel room with Wrinkles and you hear this news report in the background:
“Florida Man arrested for having sexual relations with a miniature horse on several occasions...”
There’s not one mention of ICP or Juggalos, but at least there’s a clip from Killer Klowns.