Grade A nightmare fuel, even before (spoiler) the cyclopean hell-snake emerges from the stygian depths to devour everybody
Optimus Prime fighting back the Deception invasion of Autobot City is incredibly divisive. The aftermath of such a vicious attack is a time for healing not a time for politics! Many Deceptions believe that the Time Wars were incorrectly decided and their voices should be listened to. Prime should have simply allowed Megatron and his goons to slaughter the Autobots, take over the base, and then use the energon on Earth to fuel the total takeover of Cybertronian space and…
Part of Rollin' With Nolan
Perhaps the most misbegotten thing I've seen produced by modern Hollywood. A disaster of epic fucking proportions. Just epic. Fucking DeMille-esque.
What was Nolan thinking? “People love my complicated high concepts, but I bet they'd love them even more if I took out all those boring action scenes and just focused on the excitement of traveling for years and years through space in a metal box. And really make the fuckers feel the passage of…
An addendum to Farrelly We Bro Along 2018: The Farrelly Brothers Ranked
The latest Farrelly-helmed "bromance conquers all" epic is the least convincing and in competition for the least funny (no small feat with HALL PASS and SHALLOW HAL in the mix).
It's remarkable how much this feels like a Farrelly Bros joint, even with the absence of Bobby: the schmaltz, the tastelessness, the gross, manchildish, unappealing main character with a secret heart of gold, the overlength -- not too…