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  • Easy A

    Easy A

    I would be Patricia Clarkson and Stanley Tucci’s unicorn.

  • The Rainmaker

    The Rainmaker

    Better than Runaway Jury, I guess?  Worse than The Firm, I guess?

    I think all this Grisham-era 90s courtroom shit might suck massive ass compared to A Few Good Men and maybe The Lincoln Lawyer.  I might be wrong about one of those though.

Popular reviews

  • The Muppets

    The Muppets


    It's fine if you don't like this movie, but it probably means you're an angry, hate-filled asshole, and fuck you.

  • Airplane!



    1) It's been scientifically proven that this is the funniest movie of all time, so we don't need to have that conversation any more.

    2) I thought jive was an actual language until I was maybe 13.

    3) For some odd reason the visual gag of Kareem Abdul-Jabbar being pulled away from the cockpit wearing his Lakers gear and goggles is one of my favorite jokes in the movie.

    4) This movie is rated PG but has boobs in it,…