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Antichrist 2009
this movie: "dedicated to andrei tarkovsky"
me: andrei sweetie im literally so sorry im so sorry this ugly ass bitch would even say that. oh my god.
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Minding the Gap 2018
Men will literally skateboard and make documentaries instead of going to therapy.
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Underwater 2020
first thing tj miller (🤢) says to kristen stewart (😍) after she rescues him is “you sweet, flat-chested elven creature.” tapped out at that point to play chess.com on my…
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The Invisible Man 2020
I can’t believe I chose Onward instead of this movie as the last film to see in theaters before shutdown
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Ghost Town 2008
this movie is so unrealistic. a woman laughs and enjoys a conversation with ricky gervais and i simply could not suspend my disbelief.
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May I Please Enter 2018
i for one, would not hesitate for even a second, to let alan resnick enter my house.
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