"How I Live Now" stars Saoirse Ronan,
Back in 2013 and how she lived then.
Staying alive,
Will YA love survive?
May need to read John Green again.

Some thieves have found their mark,
In a hurricane after dark.
Trying to pull a heist,
But in the zeitgeist,
Are natural disasters and sharks.

To American comes Prince Akeem,
Making sure everything royal is clean.
He'll take out the trash,
Be forced to thrash,
While looking for a queen in Queens.

Everyone thought Billie Holiday was proud,
For still singing one song out loud.
The United States insisted,
But remains inconsistent,
Apparently that's what incites a crowd.