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  • The Forever Purge

    ★★½

  • Space Jam: A New Legacy

    ★½

  • Framing Britney Spears

    ★★★★

  • Loki

    ★★★½

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  • The Forever Purge

    The Forever Purge

    ★★½

    I get what they were aiming for. I really do. While the idea of a Purge is already nonsensical, I never minded The Purge franchise. It's a fun idea and even though it would never happen, it's unsettling to think about therefore the concept behind this one took away all the tension for me. I can get behind one night a year all crime is legal. Again, that's a fun idea! But going full-blown apocalyptic makes the foundation of their…

  • Space Jam: A New Legacy

    Space Jam: A New Legacy

    ★½

    Generic and hedonistic in every sense, Space Jam: A New Legacy unsurprisingly felt more like a product than a piece of art. This movie was simply made to show off LeBron James and Warner Bros' catalog of intellectual properties. James even says early in the film "Listen, guys, I'm a ballplayer. You know, and athletes acting, that never goes well." He should've taken his own advice. Or maybe should've taken an acting class.

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  • Framing Britney Spears

    Framing Britney Spears

    ★★★★

    I'm not fake so I have to admit this and I have no problem doing so: the #FreeBritney movement turned me into a Britney Spears fan. I never disliked her but I never had an opinion towards her considering I wasn't her target audience and now I would take a bullet for her. But with that being said, I remember when she shaved her head and the entire world was painting her as unstable, I couldn't help but think, "why…

  • Loki

    Loki

    ★★★½

    I couldn't help but notice a recurring theme across Marvel Studios' first three television endeavors: they were all rushed. WandaVision, The Falcon and the Winter Soldier and now Loki all could've used a few more hours of storytelling. And mainly that's because over at Netflix we get more hours for completely original ideas so I don't see why they couldn't have given us slightly longer episodes or just one or two more episodes.

    But Loki wasn't bad at all! I'm…

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  • Mulan

    Mulan

    ★★½

    Ugh I really wanted to love Mulan (2020). I didn't hate it by any means but I wanted to love it like I love the 1998 adaption.

    First off, I've been a huge defender of Mulan (2020) since it was announced. Whenever someone complained Mulan would deviate from Disney's live-action formula and cut out the talking sidekicks and music, I explained why it needed to do exactly that. Mulan (1998) was always different from its peers. It was not a…

  • Framing Britney Spears

    Framing Britney Spears

    ★★★★

    I don’t wanna hear about a Zoey 101 reboot until Jamie Lynn Spears helps her sister.