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  • Happiest Season

    ★★★

  • Spencer

    ★★★★

  • Babyteeth

    ★★★½

  • The Guilty

    ★★★★

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  • Happiest Season

    Happiest Season

    ★★★

    Kristen Stewart films ranked

    Few things:

    • This is both one of the best and worst movies I've ever seen. Very bad script. Very good time.

    • I know that Kristen and Aubrey only did this movie so they could have roles as lesbians and use that as an excuse to be unabashedly gay on set. And I love that for them.

    • 90% of this film is just really dumb but the final scene is genuinely very sweet and,…

  • Spencer

    Spencer

    ★★★★

    My first time at a movie theater since the pandemic, because there is nothing—fucking nothing—more deserving of a giant screen than Kristen Stewart's perfect face. This also happens to be the first time I've seen Stewart in a movie in theaters. (Though, I do vaguely remember somehow convincing my mom to take me to see a Twilight movie when I was a kid... But that doesn't count because I was too young to even remember it. I was probably 10?…

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  • Ham on Rye

    Ham on Rye

    ★★★½

    A really fun time. Maybe too fun for its own good.

    The first act resembled a modernized mixture of Virgin Suicides and Dazed and Confused, but that feeling's abruptly lost after a turning point that I still don't fully understand. And its characterizations are too faint to make its breezy omniscience work as well as it does in something like Dazed and Confused.

    But still, a really fun time. So many painfully awkwardly funny moments, à la Eighth Grade. Loved…

  • Tully

    Tully

    ★★★★

    "I'm not afraid of the future."
    "You should be."

    Watching Charlize breakdown over her annoying ass children gave me a whole lot of anxiety and sympathy, neither of which were expected, and reaffirmed my desire to never have children.

    Confidently and impressively directed and edited, with a surprising amount of visual flair. Mackenzie Davis is incredibly charming, a perfect contrast to Theron's raggedness. Oh, and there's an all too brief montage of Cyndi Lauper songs.

    In many ways, this year's…