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  • Jennifer's Body

    Jennifer's Body



    I think I get more letters than santa claus, zac efron and dr phil combined

    People found it hard to believe that a babe like Jenifer would associate with a dork like me

    He was skinny and twisted and evil like this petrified tree I saw when I was a kid

    Its one of your freakish needy behaviors and it makes us look like total gay lords

    Im having the best day since jesus invented the calander

    Pms isn’t…

  • Marie Antoinette

    Marie Antoinette



    All eyes will be on you
    I’ll probably end up with someone who looks like a dog
    Bussom? First thing I look at
    I shall never forget that you are responsible for my happiness
    Nobody treats me like a lady here
    I think she’s delightful, she looks like a little piece of cake
    Is not the most becoming conduct for the future queen of france
    Do you realize the consequences of an unconsummated royal marriage?
    You will have no…

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  • Spring Breakers

    Spring Breakers


    Spring Breakers is kind of the feminist Scarface, which is referred to as James Franco’s character’s favourite movie, and a lot like Scarface, its cynical, stylish, sensitive and at times even sincere (‘’I think that’s the secret to life being a good person.’’) Selena Gomez enters and leaves the film before it totally corrupts her Christian innocence. Spring Breakers is about how far the girls go when guided under the terrifying arms of James Franco, the tatood thug. In this…

  • Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

    Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind



    Today is a holiday invented by greeting card companies to make people feel like crap

    Maybe I should invite my girlfriend over. I have a girlfriend now

    People have to share things Joel, that’s what intimacy is, I’m really pissed you said that to me

    Too many guys think I’m a concept or I complete them or I’m gonna make them alive, I’m just a fucked up girl whose looking for her own piece of mind, don’t assign me yours