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  • Natural Born Killers

    Natural Born Killers

    Someone I knew downloaded this movie off a torrent site and thought he'd gotten a bad rip because of video kept switching from 35mm film to vhs/security camera footage/etc.

    That cracked me up.

    To be honest, I still do enjoy the edgy visual style and soundtrack to this movie but good lord, it's a fucking turd. Oliver Stone was completely high on his own farts (and probably every drug he could cram up his nose) when he made this and…

  • Outland



    A fun riff on High Noon but set at a grimy mining colony in a cyberpunk future. The set designs and ambiance are extremely Alien, to the point that I just pretend it is set in the same universe. Good acting by Connery and the always great Peter Boyle.

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  • Cannibal Holocaust

    Cannibal Holocaust


    I don’t mind gore because that’s all make believe. I do mind animals being tortured and killed for a fucking movie so fuck this turd of a movie. I’d give it zero stars if that was allowed.

  • Books of Blood

    Books of Blood

    Basically it adapted the framing sequence from the first book and added a new story by some jamoke versus adapting some of the dozens of Clive Barker stories it could have. Apparently this was supposed to be a tv show ala Tales from the Dark Side, which could have worked better. As it’s only half a Barker adaptation I give it a 50%. 

    Quite a disappointment, even lesser Barker films like Rawhead Rex actually adapt his material.