i loved movies so much. sometimes i’d shove them down the front of my pants. i liked the way they feel

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  • Things to Come

    Things to Come


    do you ever feel like a reusable IKEA bag

  • Something's Gotta Give

    Something's Gotta Give


    when keanu reeves is holding a bouquet of flowers saying "these are for you to give me when you apologize" while sunday morning by maroon 5 is playing, baby that's cinema

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  • Bridget Jones's Diary

    Bridget Jones's Diary


    me: *watches renée zellweger running after colin firth in the snow wearing only underwear and a cardigan*

    me: bitch me too the fuck

  • Troy



    i can excuse historical inaccuracies but i draw the line at achilles being straight