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  • Onward

    Onward

    ★★½

    I have to be honest, 10 minutes into the film I wanted it to be over. It was one of those films that you know a long journey is about to take place, but you don’t want to stay for it. 
    But I did, and was the movie bad? No.
    Was it amazing? No.
    Was it good? Sure. 
    I completely get that this movie is for kids, but even Toy Story 4 had more of an engaging/complex storyline than this.…

  • Parasite

    Parasite

    ★★★★★

    “WE FUCKING WON!!”
                       - Bong Joon-Ho’s liver.

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  • The Goonies

    The Goonies

    Watched this in a drive in theater, so was pretty much occupied with my girlfriend in the back seat... 😉😁

    No rating due to lack of attention,
    but let’s get one thing clear.
    DATA IS THE DOPEST GOON OF THEM ALL.

  • Midsommar

    Midsommar

    ★★★★

    I watched this movie 2 months ago and I’m still thinking about it. Damn it Ari. 

    I’m convinced our lord and savior Queen Florence
    Pugh can do no wrong. Her moments of grief and anguish pierced me. 

    Ari Aster has once again made a move that, to me, is a true kind of horror. I’m pretty sure that opinion is an unpopular one. Its one that doesn’t rely on jump scares, but pure unease. 

    I was VERY uncomfortable watching this movie. But,  as a good movie horror should do, I couldn’t look away.

    4 stars.

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  • Tiger King: Murder, Mayhem and Madness

    Tiger King: Murder, Mayhem and Madness

    ★★★★

    A masterpiece of WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON.

  • Little Women

    Little Women

    ★★★★★

    I HAVE FOUND MY NEW CHRISTMAS CLASSIC.

    What Little Women does the best is making you feel the warmth, and love of the family. So much so, each scene feel so immersive. I laughed, I cried, I felt a immense joy, and I felt immense sadness. The story and tone masterfully manipulate your emotions. 

    The color palette of the movie is beautiful, as well as the cinematography. The scenes of their childhood have a warm glow that is like watching…